Raise A Hand If I’m Gay
Apparently the Cornell University students still at Cornell collectively have decided that I am gay:
(9:04:30 PM) Friend: btw, everyone seems to know that you are my gay friend now.
(9:04:31 PM) Friend: hehe
(9:04:46 PM) Friend: remember the guy we saw at time square the other day?
(9:04:47 PM) Elliott Brook: wait I am your gay friend?
(9:04:59 PM) Elliott Brook: o_O
(9:05:08 PM) Friend: He was like who were you with that day.
(9:05:18 PM) Friend: I told him that I was with an old friend.
(9:05:26 PM) Friend: and he was like oh, your gay friend elliott
(9:05:36 PM) Elliott Brook: This is an interesting development.
(9:06:12 PM) Elliott Brook: On a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is “so gay I’ve got two boys in my bed” and 1 is “why did those men hug each other -.- ” I’m only a 3
It’s nothing bad to be gay–after all, Perez Hilton is doing a great job as a gay blogger–but since I’m not gay I am baffled as to how this came about. Perhaps I need to stop posting extremely artsy facebook photos…
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I would recommend you also stop bleaching your hair.
See I can’t help it… my hair bleaches naturally in the sun. Darn.