John Fitzgerald Page, Ivy League Wannabe
Even though Ivygate, Gawker, and Dealbreaker have written about John Fitzgerald Page with such titles as “Nightmare Online Dater” and “Ivy League Douchebag”, it’s worth pointing out his hilarious and egotistical homepage:
His flinty-eyed stare rivets you, and your heart begins to pound…
The guys in the comments at Ivygate suggest that Mr. Page can’t be found in either the Wharton alum directory or the Penn directory. However, this accomplished:
- Actor
- Online Cassanova
- Model
- Fitness Coach
- Mensa Member
- “In the fame game”
doesn’t need a real education; he goes home to swim in cash and surround himself with beautiful women. Or wait, do I mean beer and Papa John’s? If anything, this is a hilariously bad example of what not to put online about yourself.
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have met this douche John Page before and know people that know him well. I decided to re-post his response to the poor girl John, so shamefully attacked with unkind words. I have compiled the data from many people and we will SEE who is not telling the truth. JFP says he wrote the letter casue he is tired of “fat chick” lying about what they look like…Did you lie JFP? Lets see… I will put ( ) around my comments
I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district.( YEAH THAT YOU RENT – YOU HAVE NEVER OWNED YOUR OWN HOUSE. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore? ( DID YOU REALLY JUST USE THE BACKSLASH?)
I went to an Ivy League school – the University of Pennsylvania – for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business).( YEAH…YEAH…YEAH…MR. BRAGGY. Where did you go to school? ( OH I AM SURE NOT IVY LEAGUE – SHE FEELS REALLY COOL TELLIN YOU NOW SHOW OFF)
What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape?(WHAT KIND OF A WAY TO WORD A QUESTION IS THAT – MAN THIS KID IS A TOOL) I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness( TRUE YOU DO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP THERE, AND HAVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE WOMEN ALONE, BUT YOU DO NOT GO THERE 4 TIMES A WEEK – UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE PARKING LOT WITH BINOS BEING CREEPY) Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall(NO YOU ARE NOT – YOU MIGHT BE 5′9 FROM WHAT I HEAR), 185 pounds – what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact…(ACTUALLY JOHN IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING…IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE A SCARY TOOL WIERDO THAT IS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET YOUR DATES DRUNK SO YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM)
I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, etc).(NO YOU DONT – YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. i HEAR YOU HAVE SOME MONEY FROM YOUR PARENTS RECENTLY PASSING AWAY OR SOMETHING. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DO NOTHING FOR A LIVING AND ARE POOR AS CAN BE. Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?(OUR STORES/DIVISIONS…LIKE YOU WORK THERE. i AM SO HOPING THESE COMPANIES CAN SHOW YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. i WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PAYSTUBB – A RECENT ONE.
Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share?( BECAUSE I NEED THE PICS TO PUT IN MY MATCH.COM BOOK I HAVE. IT IS A BOOK THAT CHROINICLES ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE SLEPT WITH A LIVING AND RUNNING RECORD. I HAVE COMMENTS BY EACH PHOTO SO I NEED YOUR TO ADD TO THE COLLECTION. CREEPY HUH? I have many others if you care to see them.
Regards,
John
[...] Originally Posted by Eli Broad I love his constant refernces to attending Penn. It’s like Andy on The Office mentioning Cornell every time he talks about himself. John Fitzgerald Page, Ivy League Wannabe by Cornell Blog This ****** is a human train wreck. I can’t stop doing Google searches for “John Fitzgerald Page” — there several more hilarious blogs out there [...]
Yes, I met this douche bag a few years ago. He “wined and dined me on 2 for 1 coupons and limited me to either 1 glass of wine or a desert we could split. He came over to my house one afternoon and refused to leave unless I gave him the gas money to go back to his sublet apt in Buckhead. I finally forced him out and discovered he stole from me – God honest truth. There is so much dirt on this scum ball that I warn all to stay away! He will never make it past unaccredited walk on roles because his reputation is even too awful for Hollywood! Imagine that! I knew after I saw a card on this desk from the “free clinic” that I should run and I did – too bad I never pressed charges for what he stole from me
well, if you really want to know this guy or just get an update. John answered an ad i put up recently when i was looking for an actor for a commercial.
i answered back annoyed that he didn’t send a head shot. Granted he sent a website but when you have a **** load of responses, a simple standard order head shot simplifies things. he wrote back…no ivy league this time, now it’s 40imdb’s every 3rd line. imdb’s are credited rolls in a movie. all of the are as extras but he acts like he is a major player in entertainment.
by the way, i’m a guy and not *** but all he keeps writing about his looks and that i’m ugly and that i look like a gorilla, which i remind you he was responding to an acting roll.
i know an actress that has to live in his building and she “tolerates” him.
i want this guy to succeed. just so that everyone can see what he is, a real american douche-bag.