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Martin Luther King Jr. Day Defiled

Posted in Crime, Zombies by Cornell's Most Infamous on January 26th, 2007.

The other weekend at the University of Connecticut School of Law and Tarleton State University students had a brilliant idea for celebrity Martin Luther King Junior day: they would try to be black. The results dismay even the most hardened criminal:

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Wearing dorags, fake machine guns, drinking 40s, and eating fried chicken, so do our American white youth honor the struggle for racial equality.

If you can really stand it, there’s more at TSG:

I always thought this stupidity was limited to those without a post-secondary education…

Humans v.s. Zombies

Posted in Events, Games, Humor, Life at Cornell, Sports, Zombies by Cornell's Most Infamous on April 4th, 2006.

In case you haven’t heard, a giant game of Zombies v.s. Humans is going on at Cornell University right now. If you see students running around with NERF guns in hand and blue bandanas tied to a thigh, you’ve just met a member of the human resistance (probably fleeing zombies). If they’re wearing a blue bandana on their head, look pale and ill, and walk with a peculiar lurch after the human resistance members, they’re definitely zombies.

Right now, I’m well and alive, but that could all change. Currently, out of about 150 players, 20 are zombies. You can follow a graph of their kills, too, if you’re interested:

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The resources of interest in this game are as follows:

Update

Apparently some of the CU administration have decided that we need to register as an official ZvH organization to play at Cornell. This doesn’t seem reasonable, as we don’t want any official funding or sponsorship. As individuals, we should be able to conduct whatever form of group association we please. Why not call it the religion of ZvH instead? Then we’d be allowed. Or we could claim new races and persecution thereof…