I would like to mention that a real live Cornell, unlike myself, actually went to Slope Day and has concluded that Asher Roth sucks massively:

After Jackson’s nose in the Stereo decided to leave, the much awaited Asher Roth showed up! HoOoRay! He was terrible. I know this because I watched his whole show and then conducted an unrecorded survey of sample size n=? and enough of the n agreed that he was terrible.

Check out Slope Day = Nope Day …(?) for the scathing review…